Kijiji fail …

Step 1: Post ad to sell item.

Step 2: Wade through and ignore repeated lowball offers.

Step 3: Answer a million questions pertaining to the item from people that say they want to buy.

Step 4: Set up meeting time for prospective buyer.

Step 5: Have prospective buyer bail because they were never going to buy in the first place.

Step 6: Repeat.

Step 7: Rip out hair.